Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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