Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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