Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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