Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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