Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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