dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We have started to decorate penises.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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