I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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