Where did you get a picture of my penis
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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