i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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