Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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