im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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