i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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