Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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