theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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