I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
should my penis look like a turkey
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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