My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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