This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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