Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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