"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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