You really coming over, don't trick.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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