He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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