guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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