This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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