he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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