Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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