Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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