You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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