I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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