I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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