don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize