yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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