i already hear my dad disowning me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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