If i come over, it means nothing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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