Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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