How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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