The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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