Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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