a queef is a wish your heart makes.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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