apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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