I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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