someone get that fucking seahorse.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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