And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize