is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize