i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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