so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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