it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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