New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
this beer tastes like vomit already
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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