Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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