I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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