I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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